A POLICEMANS LOT
Stay where you are,
Keep your hands in your pockets,
Always remember this,
Shoplifters will always be prosecuted!...
That was the anthem, of every trader,
In every shop throughout the land of Salford,
They put up signs and fisheye mirrors,
All around their shops,
Then fail to watch the shoplifters,
"4817 to foxtrot four",
"I've got this shoplifter pinned to the floor"
"Send us a van as soon as your can",
"1013 here , I've got it in hand"
Jonny Crook
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